Monthly Archives: June 2016
#HowAllWomenArePortrayedDrinkingCoffee
Every morning, I get out a mixing bowl, wrap both hands around it, smile at nothing at inhale deeply.
It wasn’t me.
Eva in all her furs
Hey, big shot
Hey, big shot. Lemme ask you something. Do I amuse you? You breakin’ my balls? I ordered some Fancy Feast with marinara sauce. Get up and dance it to me or I’ll feed you to the fishes. Schnook.